Freak of the Week

The nominees for this week, for Freak of the Week, included:

Nominee #1

Blonde ditz and general has-been Britney Spears, for tweeting on Twitter: " Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!"

Nominee #2

American Idol Contestant Adam Lambert, for all around Freakishness of every level.

Nominee #3

Star of the Burger King ads, The Burger King King, for his freaky Sponge Bob Squarebutt ads.

Results

On reviewing the qualifications, our highly acclaimed panel of judges had to examine several criteria.

~Does the nominee exhibit freakishness above and beyond that of a normal freak?

~Taken out of context of the most current display of freakishness, does the nominee still appear freaky?

~Is the freakishness openly obvious or is it more discrete freakishness?

~ Does the nominee have what it takes to win the Freak of the Year competition?

So, without further fanfare, here's what our judges, as well as our audience, had to say:

Britney Spears was tweeting about a comment made by Miss California Carrie Prejean in the Miss USA Pageant, when asked about same sex marriage. While Britney is indeed freaky, on several levels, her freakishness, when we take away the context of her tweet, did not appear open or obvious above and beyond that of your average everyday freak.

Britney got 9% of the popular vote, and a score of 21 out of a possible 100 points from our international panel of esteemed judges.

Adam Lambert was determined to openly and obviously display a level of freakishness above and beyond that of the normal freak. One judge, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said " Adam clearly has what it takes to win Freak of the Year."

But the judges determined that Adam's freakishness this week, was somewhat less than he has displayed in the past.

Adam got 17% of the popular vote and was awarded a score of 62 out of a possible 100 from our expert judges.

The Burger King King was determined to also exhibit a level of freakishness above and beyond that of the normal freak. In or out of context, it was determined that He demonstrates an extreme freakishness that is overt, obvious and generally offensive. He has already been nominated for Freak of the Year, and receives more nominations and endorsements every week.

The King got an overwhelming 72% of the popular vote, and a score of 96 out of a possible 100 from our judging panel.

2% of the popular vote remained undecided.

So, with this victory, the King moves on in the competition and will be the reigning champion in next weeks Freak of the Week challenge.

We are looking for your nominations. Who do you think can unseat the Burger King King as Freak of the Week?

Please leave a comment with your nomination.